Drinking Soundtrack » Why did you do that? http://www.drinkingsoundtrack.com/blog even if yor gramma chews her way out, we're still going to eat her. Fri, 23 Dec 2011 00:56:35 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2-bleeding Who is Pontoon Turnbuckle? http://www.drinkingsoundtrack.com/blog/2009/01/who-is-pontoon-turnbuckle/ http://www.drinkingsoundtrack.com/blog/2009/01/who-is-pontoon-turnbuckle/#comments Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:48:26 +0000 jj http://www.drinkingsoundtrack.com/blog/?p=196 Pontoon Turnbuckle

He’s multipurpose. All-weather.
Unbothered by insult,
he smells of eels.
He’s taller than the nearest warehouse district.

He’s a mascot? A giant vomiting turtle who can fix anything with a length of fishing line?

He’s amazing!

He only produces pure oxygen,
is well-dressed even when nude,
gets all the best magazines,
he’ll smite the weary and freak the needy,
the only show in a one man jacket.

He’s bigger than Swayze.

]]> http://www.drinkingsoundtrack.com/blog/2009/01/who-is-pontoon-turnbuckle/feed/ 1 I once peed in my sister’s hair while she slept. I told my mother it was the dog. The dog was later put down and I never stopped feeling guilty. http://www.drinkingsoundtrack.com/blog/2007/08/i-once-peed-in-my-sisters-hair-while-she-slept-i-told-my-mother-it-was-the-dog-the-dog-was-later-put-down-and-i-never-stopped-feeling-guilty/ http://www.drinkingsoundtrack.com/blog/2007/08/i-once-peed-in-my-sisters-hair-while-she-slept-i-told-my-mother-it-was-the-dog-the-dog-was-later-put-down-and-i-never-stopped-feeling-guilty/#comments Sat, 25 Aug 2007 20:52:29 +0000 Joe http://www.drinkingsoundtrack.com/blog/2007/08/i-once-peed-in-my-sisters-hair-while-she-slept-i-told-my-mother-it-was-the-dog-the-dog-was-later-put-down-and-i-never-stopped-feeling-guilty/ Not really.

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