Who is Pontoon Turnbuckle?
He’s multipurpose. All-weather.
Unbothered by insult,
he smells of eels.
He’s taller than the nearest warehouse district.
He’s a mascot? A giant vomiting turtle who can fix anything with a length of fishing line?
He’s amazing!
He only produces pure oxygen,
is well-dressed even when nude,
gets all the best magazines,
he’ll smite the weary and freak the needy,
the only show in a one man jacket.
He’s bigger than Swayze.
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