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1. Catfish 09.04.07 / 7pm

   somebody has to be already.
2. Joe 09.04.07 / 7pm

   Fair ‘nuf. We can go with “Be-A-Parent-Next” too.
3. Lauren 09.05.07 / 8am

   This question is mind-boggling.
4. LB2 09.05.07 / 10am

   What does it say about me that I am more disturbed by this question than the arrest pool.

   I’m going to go with Niles.
5. tommyslax 09.05.07 / 12pm

   Leah-it’s because becoming a parent is much worse than getting arrested. If you get arrested, you only ruin one life. Parenting ruins at least 2.
6. martellion 09.05.07 / 3pm

   does leah’s dog count?
7. Joe 09.05.07 / 7pm

   Dog? Sure, but that’s the easy way out.

   I’m putting my parent-next vote on Dan’s shoulders. You’ll make a great father, Dan.
8. tommyslax 09.05.07 / 7pm

   yeah, but that’s a prior birth. my answer, after much consideration, is …

   nnnno one.
9. Joe 09.05.07 / 7pm

   Oh, I thought Dan was talking about dog as in “Spencer’s gonna become a parent before anybody else does.”

   So, Tom, you say not a single one of us will ever be a parent?
10. tommyslax 09.05.07 / 7pm

    if my visions tell speak the truth, the world will come to an end in the year 1987.
11. jj 09.06.07 / 11am

    I like this pool. So many words will be eaten. (big money no whammies)

    Whoever does have a kid, I suggest we all raise it together in a biosphere somewhere down by Nicaragua. I will chip in for a pair of sunglasses and some ponytail ties.
12. LB2 09.06.07 / 12pm

    If my dog is in the running then I feel it is only fair that I inform all of you that he has no balls….literally.

    And, Dan, if you mean the dog as my child, it would defeat the whole betting aspect of this thread since I already have him…also u suck!

    Joe, the bet is about who will be a parent next not who would make a good parent! This also raises the whole dilemma about what would happen if someone else chose Dana….I mean she would be caring the damn thing inside her for 9 months! Or maybe you know something we don’t and Dana won’t even come into play….. in that case, Dan I’m gonna kick you ass!
13. LB2 09.06.07 / 12pm

    JJ, buying ponytails ties for yourself should not be considered chipping in for our hairless Nicaraguan baby.
14. Dana 09.06.07 / 1pm

    Scary stuff!

    Before I can place my bet I must clarify; Does “parent” mean actually HAVING the baby??? Because that might change my answer…
15. Joe 09.06.07 / 2pm

    Parent means being the father, mother, legally adopted father or legally adopted mother of another human.
16. martellion 09.06.07 / 3pm

    after much consideration (not really), i have to go with niles.
17. Niles 09.06.07 / 5pm

    I am unfairly pegged as the logical one due to being married for 4 years now…so obviously i am the favorite…however Dr. Martel is the darkhorse….
18. martellion 09.06.07 / 6pm

    i’d have to finish school, residency, and specialization before raising a kid. that’s at least 6 years and, maybe, as many as 10 from now.
19. LB2 09.07.07 / 9am

    Dan might be a likely candidate but Dana is not which pretty much negates Dan.

    Nice try Niles. I think you’re still the front runner!