The BIG Decemberists vs. Comas Showdown!

Holy shit. You knew it was inevitable. And here it is. A pairing so fierce you might want a sandwich.

Number of Bandmembers

  • The Decemberists: 5
  • The Comas: 5
  • The loss of Rachel Blumberg (not on The Crane Wife) puts The Decemberists (4 dudes, 1 chick) dead even w/ The Comas (4 dudes, 1 chick). But Nicole Gehweiler (Comas) could easily destroy both the ghost of Blumberg and Jenny Conlee with just her hot fucking hair.

    Round One: The Comas

    Albums

  • The Decemberists: Albums can reference 8th century Irish poems and album art has cute color coordinated outfits + ascots
  • The Comas: Albums range in conceptual references from sci-fi to fantasy to anti-country and some albums are fleshed out w/ animated DVD song pairings
  • Gosh, this is a close one. Both bands can clearly build melodic suites to grand effect – the scope of their vision consistently outdone by each followup album. Good thing The Comas albums don’t make me want to gnaw on broken glass.

    Round Two: The Comas

    Live Show

  • The Decemberists: Headlined at Pitchfork 2005. Yep. If you don’t remember it’s ok, you can buy the illustrated children’s book online.
  • The Comas: I have never seen The Comas live. And I know that I am less cool for it, for serious. They will be playing at SubT.
  • Round Three: The Comas

    Intangibles

  • The Decemberists: Assflutes everywhere will be drool-mouthing the wrong words to anti-climactic songs. Plus suburbanites.
  • The Comas: Assflutes spontaneously combust when within earshot of The Comas music.
  • Round Four: The Comas

    I’m really impressed with the fight The Decemberists are putting up. They’re clearly in contention. And I’m sure could last another 10 rounds, what with all the pixie dust and fairy powder in their veins.

    So the questions is – What else is on the playing field?

    SHOWDOWN!!!

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    5. 2007 rock and stuff

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