Name that soccer team!

Ok, so it turns out the new soccer team is the lamest bunch of humans ever (I won’t even go into it). So lame, in fact, that they have sucked all cleverness out of my head with their horrible, horrible team name suggestions. I turn to you, witty drinkingsoundtrackers, to save this soccer season from being a COMPLETE bust. Our first game is on Monday, so time is of the essence. Please take pity on me and lend your acerbic wit to a noble cause.

Contest rules are as follows:

1.) Come up with a name better than “deez nutz” or “your mother”

The challenge has been laid. Rise up to meet it.

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Published:: 08.25.06 / 4pm

Category:: Chicago, General, People, We don't want to know

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Joe 08.25.06 / 5pm

The Shockers.
tom 08.25.06 / 7pm

show up in uniform
dan 09.15.06 / 6pm

banana hammocks

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